Saturday, August 30, 2008

Half Time Entertainment- Watford 2 Ipswich Town 1

Second home league game of the season, second win, second match I wasn’t at. Should I worry about my plans to attend the remaining 21?

It kind of goes without saying but watching the game on TV is a completely different experience but especially when its your team and maybe even more so when its your team at home and you are normally there.

Even though Aidy and the nice men on Sky thought we were rubbish in the first half, on the evidence in front of me I didn’t actually think we were so bad. Sure Poom’s mistake was a disaster but after that, rather than drop our heads we battled our way back into the game culminating in Priskin’s penalty shout and Harley’s excellent header against the post. I was rather surprised to hear faint boo’s echoing around the ground when the whistle blew for half time.

Of Priskin’s penalty that wasn’t, again Aidy and Sky eventually agreed that it wasn’t but I would argue that had this been a Premiership encounter and Priskin been a Rooney, Torres or Drogba then the result and opinion of the pundits would’ve been very different. Its very easy to imagine the Scottish tones of a Gray or Hansen saying something along the lines of ‘You can’t do that in the Premiership and not get punished even if its an accident’. However elsewhere in the footballing world you can push and trip a player who is about to score a tap in and its just one of those things.

The reason I wasn’t at the match and my half time entertainment as it were was I was going to see R.E.M at Twickenham. They were great although the atmosphere was decidedly Carling Cup with the stadium only half full and the crowd only really getting into it during the encore. Adding to the football analogy some people even left early using the aftermath of ‘Losing My Religion’ as the nominal 80 minute mark signifying the time to go.

Back home for the second half and the introduction of an already slimmer looking John Joe for Jordan Parkes who I will always remember swearing extremely loudly in pre-season against Wealdstone when at least 50% of the crowd was made up of kids.

Eustace’s goal was nice and simple, Williamson didn’t sulk when substitutied this time, we weren’t impeded by Francis’ introduction and Hendo mark II looks like he could be the next Scott Fitzgerald.

Ivan Campo is the second nomination for complete twat of the season, twice asking the referee to get his book out and generally moaning and complaining the whole way through.

McEnuff should’ve scored when it looked harder to put the ball over the bar than in the net, but made up for it in the dying minutes when JJ scored the winning goal for the second time in a week. Watching his interview after the game is the first time I’ve heard him speak and I was very surprised by the lack of thick Irish accent that I’d always imagined he’d have. To win man of the match when two weeks ago you looked like you’d seriously OD’d on Guinness and to have only played 45 minutes is impressive indeed.

Luckily for transfer window purposes Tommy Smith wasn’t as outstanding as in previous games (that’s not to say he had a bad game, maybe the others are just catching him up) and John Joe has probably left it too late to genuinely impress anyone enough to get out their chequebook. I do think that day will come with him though hopefully later rather than sooner.

Reading bhappy this morning it was kind of depressing in a good way to read the line about when was the last time we had this much fun at a football match. I’d hazard a guess that it was almost a year ago, again in front of the Sky cameras when we came from behind to beat Southampton 3-2. I wasn’t at that game either due to my parents ruby wedding anniversary. Maybe I should make the ultimate sacrifice for the good of the team and consider becoming an armchair supporter or at least one of those who leaves after ‘Losing My Religion’.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Incompetence- Watford 2 Darlington 1 (aet)

The beginning of the match was suitably enlivened by what appeared to be the mother of all cock-ups by the club. It seemed that some season ticket holders who had selected the auto-cup option had had their tickets sold again.

Cue much “I’m sorry but I think you’re sitting in my seat” type conversations luckily all of which were very good natured. The chief steward (or bloke who wears an illuminous green jacket rather than one of the orange ones) was going over and above the call of duty to try and sort it out but he wasn’t helped by a female colleague whose solution to the situation involved walking away and pretending not to hear peoples request for help, just when it was most needed. Thank God nothing more worrying than people having to move from one seat to another was going on as she was worse than useless.

Luckily the situation was resolved quickly as this was the Carling Cup and the Upper Rous most certainly wasn’t sold out. Illuminous Green was heard to mutter something along the lines of ‘they’ve mucked it up again’ because, of course, there was another ticketing incident against Bristol Rovers in the last round. I’m surprised nothing has appeared on the offical site about this one, as it certainly inconvenienced some spectators for the first ten minutes of the match.

And you do think ‘come on this is the Carling Cup’. With due respect to each of our opponents so far in the competition neither should exactly be a cause for queues at the turnstiles and people having trouble getting in. After the first round display you’d think they’d be letting us in for free rather than giving people more reasons to stay away!

The officials got in on the incompetence in the first 20 seconds when the subtly dressed Darlo goalkeeper who looked like he’d forgotten his top and had to borrow a stewards charged out of his goalmouth to catch the ball and stepped out of the penalty area. The whole stadium spotted this except the linesman and referee and they win the award for the earliest abuse ever received at a match by the men in black (or mouldy green as it was last night).

After these events the entertainment subsided considerably for the next 120 minutes. It was more officials incompetence that lead to our goal as the same linesmen missed an obvious offside allowing Damian Francis to fire past the keeper to put us one up.

Other than this Francis was dreadful and eventually was taken off in the second half. Interstingly we then had the second petulant substituted display in two matches as he trooped off straight down the tunnel. Just how unhappy is our midfield at the moment?

It looked like we’d be allowed home early until Darlo managed to bounce the ball over Scott Loach with seconds remaining to make it 1-1.

Extra time passed in a similiar mind numbing double maths type fashion and just when it seemed our patience would be rewarded with the excitement of penalties John-Joe O’Toole blasted the ball into the back of the net to deny us even this small pleasure.

A poor performance in general especially from those who were there to steady the ship for the youngsters in the side with the exception of Sadler and Doyley who were good as always. Lewis Young looks like he might be at least half of the player his brother is, whilst unfortunately Ainsworth began to look like he is only half the player we thought he was.

For the third time this year the opposition got a better reception from the home faithful than the ‘Orns did at the final whistle and deservedly so. The Darlo fans should also have got an ovation. 200 of them made the trip but unlike many in the Rous and Rookery they did all seem to stay until the end, even though they had by far the longer journey home.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Bugs- Nottingham Forest 3 Watford 2

One very obvious thing that came out of yesterdays game is that we can’t expect Tommy Smith to do everything. Similarly we can’t do without him at the moment. And I wonder what our chances are that no-one will notice how fantastically he is playing when our game was the main feature on ‘The Championship’ this morning and Saturday’s Ipswich game is live on Sky.

The announcer at Forest is an early contender for complete twat of the season. Jesus, he even mentioned at some point, without irony, that Forest were two time European Cup winners.

Lee Williamson also enters the same competition for his ridiculous reaction to being substituted. He is hardly the Ronaldo of the side (or the Tommy Smith) and to react so petulantly and take such a long time to get off the pitch when we were losing isn’t going to win him any friends amongst team-mates, supporters or probably more importantly to him, the gaffer.

It was nice to find that the scoring bugs who used to adorn the much missed Vicarage Road end score-board have found a retirement home at the City Ground. They’ve lost quite a lot of weight and have swapped allegiances but as they make up one of my first memories from Vicarage Road when I was just 8 years old it was good to see them again.



Even when Forest have won the Brian Clough Stand looms over the club like the elephant in the room. Evidence that the Shankly Gates or Matt Busby Statue are a much better and more subtle way to go when remembering great former managers.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Wedding- Watford 1 Charlton Athletic 0

My cousin got married in Swanage today so I wasn't there. Ho hum. You can kinda guess where I'd rather have been. High point of the day was finding out the score, and telling a QPR fan his team had lost.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Relief- Watford 1 Bristol Rovers 0

Were we cheering Will Hoskins goal, or the fact that it rescued us from another half an hour?

Either way, nice to be in Round 2 and hopefully we can expect more of the same against Darlo.



The Birds Nest comes to Vicarage Road.



Second Half deluge which looked far more impressive in the flesh than through the lens.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

Never a truer word?- Crystal Palace 0 Watford 0

"Palace’s ground is a shit hole"

Not the words of a Watford supporter, but actually the turnstile operator in mid conversation with his colleague as I happened to hand over my ticket. I grinned and realising the irony he said ‘You heard it hear first’. I was too polite to point out that actually I’d heard it 100 times from a 100 different people and had already been once before so I didn’t need telling. I’m sure Simon Jordan would be chuffed to bits to know that is how his staff greet the away fans.

Actually I think its a little unfair. I like old fashioned football grounds and Selhurst certainly is that. Just as with the East Stand, wandering around the Arthur Wait Stand you kind of feel like there’s a chance you might end up somewhere you’re not meant to. No chance of such a thing happening at Stadium:MK or even the Rous Stand.

Getting to and from Selhurst is another matter entirely and for its sheer impossibility deserves the tag shit hole. On Google Maps and my TomTom it looks like a pleasant hours drive. I left home (High Wycombe, if you are wondering) at about 12.40pm went down the M40 and was quickly in West London. The slog round to South East London then took forever, eventually getting me to a parking space about a mile away from Selhurst at 2.25pm. Coming back I decided to go round the M25 but sat in a traffic jam south of Coulsdon for a good half an hour getting home at 7.15pm. I’ve got to and from Leicester quicker.

Judging by todays performance in previous posts I may have been a bit harsh on the ‘Orns. Maybe I went with very low expectations but we were fantastic. All the fight, passion and desire that had been lacking in pre-season and, I guess, in the last 9 or so miserable months was back and flowing through the whole team.

I’m not wanting to get carried away so I will temper this by saying I’m not now expecting a promotion push or anything similar, but this will do. Even had we lost today I would’ve come away happy because they all showed how much they care. Top marks to everyone. I can’t think of one player that I could say had a bad game.

I was delighted to be proved wrong in that we did start a Priskin chant, and I’d forgotten when I wrote the chants posting that Lloyd Doyley is now the beneficiary of the Ngonge chant.

A good day all round. Great atmosphere from the away support, great passion on the pitch, just a shame about the weather and location of the ground. But I guess I was warned.



Another scrap against Palace. Aidy wasn’t involved for once.

In Memory of Jimmy Davis


5 years on. RIP Jim.

Friday, August 08, 2008

Season Preview

So it all starts tomorrow. I’m not excited as I’d usually be given our pre-season performance and the negative noises coming out of WD18. But its football, and even a depressing afternoon out at Selhurst is better than watching Gabby Logan providing in depth analysis of team GB’s yachting performance (but I always feel like this after the non-event that is the Olympic Opening Ceremony, I’ll change my tune once the gold medals start coming our way).

As a nod in the right direction as to what should be done on the eve of the big kick off here is a brief comment, prediction or any old nonsense about the 24 teams that make up Football League Division Two (as it should be known).

Barnsley- Deserved to get to the FA Cup Final, always cold, still got Deveaney. He was a good signing Aidy! Mid table.

Birmingham- Fighting it out with Burnley and Cardiff for nastiest side in the division. Will do depressingly well and be up in the Top 3 although I don’t think McLeish is as good for them as Steve Bruce was.

Blackpool- Half a ground, can’t think of a worse place I’ve ever been. The town I mean not that funny wooden structure we sat in on the last day of the season. They won’t survive this time around, not with Stevie Kabba leading the attack.

Bristol City- Gary Johnson obviously knows what he is doing. Playoffs again.

Burnley- Can’t the league find a good reason to give them a 30 point deduction? Bottom half but safe.

Cardiff- Falling out big time with Jimmy Floyd. I don’t reckon Dave Jones is as good as he thinks he is. They’ll be surprise strugglers and DJ will be gone by March.

Charlton- Another mediocre season. Pardew will be another one for the chop.

Coventry- See Charlton changing Pardew for Coleman.

Crystal Palace- Love him or hate him Colin knows what he is doing both with the players and chairman. Automatic promotion.

Derby County- Another dismal season. Paul Jewell only seems to do well every other job he has. This one, like his time at Wednesday ain’t gonna work out. Bottom half.

Doncaster- I still think of them as one of the former league clubs now in the Conference so a bit of a surprise to find them this high up. They’ll do okay, bottom half but safe.

Ipswich- The days of always getting to the playoffs seem to be behind them. Comfortably mid table.

Norwich- Can Roeder break the difficult second season syndrome? Possibly but I reckon a top half finish without troubling the playoffs at best.

Nottingham Forest- They were European Champions you know! Twice! Be funny to see them go straight back down again but I reckon they’ll just have enough to stay up.

Plymouth Argyle- Sturrock seems to know what he’s doing, seems to like Plymouth and reminds me of GT a bit. They’ll reach the playoffs this time round.

Preston North End- So near the promised land a couple of times, its now all fallen away. Struggling again but enough to stay up.

Queens Park Rangers- I reckon (or maybe hope) its all going to go wrong. Dowie was a terrible decision and one they seem to be regretting already. He’ll be gone by Christmas and the R’s will make the playoffs but no better.

Reading- Top marks for sticking with the man who got them out of the division once before. I think he could do it again. Top 3.

Sheffield United- Won’t be as much fun for the rest of us with Blackwall in charge, instead of Robson, but he still won’t get anywhere near the feats of Colin. Mid table.

Sheffield Wednesday- May 2000 must seem longer ago to them than it does for us. Dull and drab again, fighting against relegation but surviving.

Southampton- Rupert Lowe back in the chair, a new manager no-one has heard of, and only surviving last year by being less worse than Leicester. They will be this seasons former long term top flight team in surprise drop to the third tier.

Swansea- I reckon they’ll be another Hull if their manager hangs about. Using this season to get the measure of everyone else and then next season going up to join the big boys and peeing off Cardiff in the process.

Watford- Media speculation, counter club statements and a manager who doesn’t quite seem to be toeing the party line like he once did. We’ll struggle, Simpson will play the axeman like he did with Lewington, but the financial situation will find us out in the end and we’ll start next season yet again with just one division between us and the lot up the road.

Wolves- They’ll lose 2-1 to Plymouth at Molineux by conceding two in the last five minutes meaning the Pilgirms pip them to 6th place by one more goal scored. I hope.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Chim Chimney Chim Chimney Chim Chim Ch-noooo, What will we sing now we ain't got Shittu?...

The best players always have the best songs. Obvious really. No-one is going to bother making up a Priskin chant at the moment. But this means that when said great player goes we are deprived the chance of not only seeing him on the hallowed turf, but singing a great song too.

My 5 much missed all time favourites

5. Walking in a Palmer Wonderland

With the magnificent variation on the TM one that he was ‘walking along, smoking a bong’, something which Stevie always denies ever doing.

4. Ngonge- me lord- Ngonge

Possibly the most unlikely song ever to be turned into a chant.

3. Chim Chimney Chim Chimney

Big, loud, joyful like a poorly trained Afghan hound, Dan’s chant mirrored Dan the man. They will both be much missed.

2. E-I-E-I-E-I-O Up the Football League we go

The sheer abandonment of this song, particularly at Selhurst Park in the playoffs was as rousing as any at the Last Night of the Proms. Its unfortunate that if Marlon ever returns to the Vic, I imagine we’ll be singing it to him again with a slight change to the bit at the end.

1. Walking in a Mooney Wonderland

Easily number one, a bit like Big Dan, the character of song and man kind of went hand in hand. My favourite rendition was after he’d scored the penalty late on against Bolton in October 2000 which took us top of the table. Its notable that this is the only chant I can recall hearing after the player actually left Watford. At Old Trafford Jan 2007 Moons was spotted in the stand and the entire away following duly obliged him. It could also be heard at Wembley Arena during his appearances for the old ‘Orns in the London Masters.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Moses to Hereford

http://www.watfordfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10400~1358541,00.html

I know what’s a good way to solve our crisis up front. Lets take the one player who’s shone in pre-season so far and scored two goals against Borehamwood and loan him out to Hereford. That should really help.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Tough Season- Aidy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/watford/7541482.stm

Apparently even Aidy thinks we are in for a rough ride this season and that we can’t say we’re going all out for promotion. A BIG change from last season then when we were going all out for promotion even though all the signs were we were a team with relegation form for a good half of it.

Although it doesn’t take a genius to work out that we aren’t in the best shape given our pre-season results the fact confirmation comes from the mouth of the ever optimistic AB is worrying.

Makes we wonder whether the Watford Obs got it right about us having no money. For Aidy to be so pessimistic just before the start of the season, and with the club announcing that the work at the Vic is behind and the East Stand is closing for good it all paints a murky picture. Its not made clearer by Graham Simpson going on Sky to announce that we haven’t got money worries. Hmmm. On the OS Aidy is quoted as saying it will be a long week. Make that a season Aidy. That is, if you survive it. Going by Simpsons past record I’m not sure you will.

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Plant Pots- Barnet 3 Watford 2

A miserable afternoon at Underhill and that wasn’t just the rain that bucked down on the slightly odd Family Stand we sat in shortly before the start.

Nice to see Dan Shittu appearing again for the ‘Orns. We should play him up front instead of Priskin, who yet again showed us the worst of his form. I’d rather start with Kabba or Ellington than him. Jon Harley did okay, but otherwise I’m struggling to say good things.

Apart from the goals highlight of the day were the advertising hoardings, the type of which you only get at a ground such as Underhill. ’Adopt a Bear’ (couldn’t tell whether this meant real or soft toy variety) was only just beaten out by the collapsable plant pots (?) for best one.