Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Chim Chimney Chim Chimney Chim Chim Ch-noooo, What will we sing now we ain't got Shittu?...

The best players always have the best songs. Obvious really. No-one is going to bother making up a Priskin chant at the moment. But this means that when said great player goes we are deprived the chance of not only seeing him on the hallowed turf, but singing a great song too.

My 5 much missed all time favourites

5. Walking in a Palmer Wonderland

With the magnificent variation on the TM one that he was ‘walking along, smoking a bong’, something which Stevie always denies ever doing.

4. Ngonge- me lord- Ngonge

Possibly the most unlikely song ever to be turned into a chant.

3. Chim Chimney Chim Chimney

Big, loud, joyful like a poorly trained Afghan hound, Dan’s chant mirrored Dan the man. They will both be much missed.

2. E-I-E-I-E-I-O Up the Football League we go

The sheer abandonment of this song, particularly at Selhurst Park in the playoffs was as rousing as any at the Last Night of the Proms. Its unfortunate that if Marlon ever returns to the Vic, I imagine we’ll be singing it to him again with a slight change to the bit at the end.

1. Walking in a Mooney Wonderland

Easily number one, a bit like Big Dan, the character of song and man kind of went hand in hand. My favourite rendition was after he’d scored the penalty late on against Bolton in October 2000 which took us top of the table. Its notable that this is the only chant I can recall hearing after the player actually left Watford. At Old Trafford Jan 2007 Moons was spotted in the stand and the entire away following duly obliged him. It could also be heard at Wembley Arena during his appearances for the old ‘Orns in the London Masters.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Moses to Hereford

http://www.watfordfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10400~1358541,00.html

I know what’s a good way to solve our crisis up front. Lets take the one player who’s shone in pre-season so far and scored two goals against Borehamwood and loan him out to Hereford. That should really help.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Tough Season- Aidy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/watford/7541482.stm

Apparently even Aidy thinks we are in for a rough ride this season and that we can’t say we’re going all out for promotion. A BIG change from last season then when we were going all out for promotion even though all the signs were we were a team with relegation form for a good half of it.

Although it doesn’t take a genius to work out that we aren’t in the best shape given our pre-season results the fact confirmation comes from the mouth of the ever optimistic AB is worrying.

Makes we wonder whether the Watford Obs got it right about us having no money. For Aidy to be so pessimistic just before the start of the season, and with the club announcing that the work at the Vic is behind and the East Stand is closing for good it all paints a murky picture. Its not made clearer by Graham Simpson going on Sky to announce that we haven’t got money worries. Hmmm. On the OS Aidy is quoted as saying it will be a long week. Make that a season Aidy. That is, if you survive it. Going by Simpsons past record I’m not sure you will.

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Plant Pots- Barnet 3 Watford 2

A miserable afternoon at Underhill and that wasn’t just the rain that bucked down on the slightly odd Family Stand we sat in shortly before the start.

Nice to see Dan Shittu appearing again for the ‘Orns. We should play him up front instead of Priskin, who yet again showed us the worst of his form. I’d rather start with Kabba or Ellington than him. Jon Harley did okay, but otherwise I’m struggling to say good things.

Apart from the goals highlight of the day were the advertising hoardings, the type of which you only get at a ground such as Underhill. ’Adopt a Bear’ (couldn’t tell whether this meant real or soft toy variety) was only just beaten out by the collapsable plant pots (?) for best one.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Sat Navs- Milton Keynes Dons 2 Watford 1


Left in plenty of time but slight Sat Nav disaster meant I only just made it. I put one too many one’s into the postcode and it took me to some small village just outside MK! As I got nearer and nearer I was thinking it wasn’t very well signposted.

Nice looking ground, better than Leicester, Cov and Soton in the new stakes. Especially like the fact you can easily see the pitch from the concourse. Don’t eat the food though. I had a sausage roll that was clearly left over from last season. The pastry was rock hard and exploded everywhere when I eventually managed to bite into it.

We were awful. Priskin is very very poor, and not many looked bothered. Bit early in the season to boo but thats what happened at the end. Big(ish) crowd of 5,000 including many ‘Orns who obviously couldn’t make last seasons friendly, and had only turned up as they were doing the same ‘ground collecting’ as me.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Locals- Wealdstone 3 Watford XI 1

After a baron spell of months, two matches in two days.

Tonight Grosvenor Vale in deepest Ruislip was the venue, which is the new home of Wealdstone. How permanent isn’t very clear as they do still make overtones of eventually returning to the London Borough of Harrow. But for now, they want to make inroads to the local community. How successful this will be is slightly debatable if the club is then going to move 10 miles up the road in a few more years.

It had friendly feel to it though and I spoke to a nice Irish bloke who was there as his kid was a ballboy. He said how welcoming everyone from Wealdstone was being to those who lived nearby and had given local schools free tickets.

The ‘Stones more than earned their win. Two cracking goals past Scott Loach early on were well deserved. We got one back before half time but then scored a bizarre own goal to ensure the home side got the new ground off and running in the right way.

I worry about us. Loach didn’t look good. In fact only Lloyd Doyley shone for us, and we already know he’s good.

Sat in front of some Watford WAGS’s. They talked a lot about the players hairstyles. It was interesting, annoying and eye opening in equal measure.



Couldn’t see much for most of the first half. Neither could the linesman.



One of the strangest structures I’ve ever seen at a football ground, even by non-league standards. What is it meant to be?



Kids playing on the pitch during half time. You wouldn’t get that at the Vic.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Burying Bad News- Borehamwood 1 Watford 3

Nice to see Ashley Young there watching his bro. Greeting between Ash and Aidy was very warm.

The club decided it was a good time to bury bad news as during the game they put up on the web we’ve sold Doris to Sheff Utd. Just who is going to score us goals this season?


Spot the Henderson. Er, not Darius as he’s up at Bramell Lane.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

It Couldn't Have Happened To Nicer People- Chelsea 1 Manchester United 1 (Man U win 6-5 on penalties)

I sat down not expecting much from Man U and Chelsea. Thinking it would resemble an F.A Cup Final and reflecting that games between the top four are more often than not complete pants.

My enjoyment wasn't added by my own stupidity of thinking for the first 20 minutes that the game was only on ITV. I hate Clive Tylsley and David Pleat. It is commentary for old grannies and people that don't usually watch football. He'd be good at Its a Knockout or Gladiators but not anything of importance. Luckily it hit me that messers Tyler and Gray (grrr) were over on Sky and I was soon engrossed in a trance like state in that way only football can induce. How does it make minutes pass by in seconds so you are aware that its about 8pm, and the next time you look at the clock its after 11?

I felt Ronaldo deservedly put United ahead with an excellent header showing that he can do it with other parts of his body too as well as his feet. Then United played some beautiful football creating chances that Tevez should've scored. Had the move where Rooney won the ball near his own corner flag and passed it diagonally the length of the pitch to Ronaldo before Tevez missed gone in it would've been the best goal I'd seen since Owen scored against the Argies 10 years ago (with apologies to Chris Eagles effort which I'd place 3rd).

Lamps then got lucky to put Chelsea level which you couldn't really begrudge him.

Second half was all about Chelsea and Man U were lucky to still be in the game, mainly thanks to their goalpost.

In extra time I felt they cancelled each other out and it was nice of Drogba to end some extra entertainment in getting sent off.

The whole staged scenario of what to do if a player goes down injured and then what to do when the ball comes back in is way way beyond a joke.

Joe Cole's decision to feign (?) cramp after he hadn't been awarded a foul showed just how crazy its got in that the ball was then put out. I don't believe Tevez was not going to give the ball back when the fun then started but he shouldn't have done. If a player is seriously injured provision is made in the rules for the ref to stop the game and a drop ball restart to take place. I think its fair that if the ref has stopped play and one team clearly has the advantage that the other team doesn't contest the drop ball. But if the ball is being contested at the time the ref stops play, or if neither side has clear control or advantage of it, then the drop ball should be fought over in that way we all used to love.

What followed was mainly handbags, but the common consensus on the tv was that you can't go round touching people on the face in front of the ref, which was the only crime Drogba was really guilty of. I admit he didn't do it in a very pleasant way and you'd be hacked off if someone came up to you in the street and did it, but was it really any worse than anything else that went on during the melee?

Extra time ended and we had the fun prospect of penalties in the pour raining in Russia at 1.30am in the morning. It sounds like some bizarre dream, but no, it was really happening.

The first four all went in with no trouble and then came Ronaldo. And you just knew. He looked nervous, in that 'I'm nervous but I'm going to try and look confident' way and when he kissed the ball it was a dead giveaway. Even more stupidly he then tried to do that stopping and starting again thing to make the keeper look silly. No wonder Petr Cech saved. I can't remember many of these that have ever worked. That bloke tried it in Sunderland's playoff and caused Mick McCarthy to have a fit. Arsenal tried that thing where you pass it to another player (obviously not an option in a shootout) and missed. Just blast it in Owen Hargreaves style.

It got tense as Chelsea took a 4-3 lead with one each to go and Nani needed to score to stay in the game, but he slotted home coolly.

Then came John Terry. I will admit I'm not keen on him. I feel the whole rebirth of him as a warrior and Mr.Chelsea was, I think, a bit of a media management exercise done because it became necessary once he was one of England's best central defenders to give him an acceptable image that the big wigs at the FA wouldn't mind having as captain. Why Steve McLaren decided to chose him over Stevie Gerrard god only knows but it says something that McLaren is now commentating for 5 Live on their B-List games rather than being driven around by Brian Barwick. Please Fabio don't make the same mistake.

Any-way Terry made the long walk looking nervous whilst both messers Tyler and Gray got excited as they knew either way this was going to be the big story. Terry ran up and slipped at the vital moment sending the ball wide.

It was one of those fantastic football moments. Pure pantomime.

I do hope that later when Terry was walking past the hotel bar some Americans were in there imitating a man slipping over at the vital moment when taking a penalty. If so, maybe he'll have felt just 0.000001% of how that other group of Americans must have felt when he decided to make imitate airplanes shortly after the 9/11 disaster. To put it in context the only other people I know of that found 9/11 funny were primary school boys of an age not to know any better. Yes, we all make mistakes, but I can't think of anyone I know that would do anything quite so cruel and callous.

The next two went in and then the only survivor from 1999 Ryan Giggs put United 6-5 up.

And then who else but Nicolas Anelka stepped up. Before he took it you suddenly realised that the script had been written Man U's way with the nice twist in the tale that made it look like Ronaldo would be the villain and Terry the hero. But, oh no. Van Der Sar saved and United had done it.

Terry couldn't stop crying, ala, Gazza from Italia 90 and it was funny. Really funny. Ronaldo too shed some tears of relief. Man U made Chelsea feel worse by forming a guard of honour as they went up to get their losers medals. Peter Kenyon went up too (the arrogance of the man is unbelievable) and got his just desserts as the whole of Europe were treated to the 'Peter Kenyon, what a w**ker' chant. The night just kept getting better.

Bobby Charlton led United up the stairs to get their medals, a lovely touch given the recent 50th anniversary of the Munich disaster. Rio Ferdinand and Ryan Giggs lifted the cup and Fergie couldn't stop beaming, not smiling but actually beaming. His reddened cheeks making him look like the Teletubbies baby all grown up at sunset.

It was just brilliant entertainment. A great match even if you didn't know the characters involved. But made even better by having a streak of traditional Hollywood narrative running through it, where, in the end, mostly good things happened to the people you like and mostly the baddies got what was coming to them in the end.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Too Little Too Late- A review of the season

Maybe in the annuls of time it will go down as an okay season, possibly even a good season if you look at the league table. I was impressed by the bloke on bhappy who worked out it was our 10th best season of all time from a league table perspective.

Comparisons with 2000/1 have, of course, been made. That season we got 39 points from the first 16 games and then went on to get 30 from the remaining 30. The cute pub fact for this season will be that with Adam Johnson playing we won 8 league games out of the 11 he played a part in whilst in the 35 without him we won just 10.

He really was the true player of the season. Not since Rocket Ronnie (Rosenthal, not O'Sullivan for those reading this who got into football post 1997) has a player had such a dramatic and immediate impact on a Watford team.

In the beginning we looked ropey and vulnerable but managed to get results. The memory of Wolves on the opening day was lots of fun. However we all know that two goals in the last 5 minutes dramatically changes your perspective of the game (any-one care to admit they left early that day? In the same way I've often wondered about those who walked out of Bolton at home in 1993/4 and missed Gary Porter's amazing solo rescuing of the 'Orns. Thinking of leaving early kids? Remember Zammo and just say no!)

It may be me but the memory of the first home game of the season against Gillingham in the League Cup was possibly our most convincing display of the entire campaign. We played a team off the park, a team that can be considered equals because it was the Gill's first XI against our second string.

Sheffield United were put to the sword next but this doesn't really count as Bryan Robson was in charge then, a decision of Vialli and Basset like stupidity following the excellent work done by Colin W.

Following that we got found out away at the Walkers, ironic for so many reasons (they sacked their manager afterwards, Gary Megson, they went down...).

The reserve side that had done so well two weeks beforehand then got found out against Southend, and we followed that up with a routine 2-0 win over Ipswich, a team we always seem to beat unconvincingly but without too much effort.

Then in came Adam Johnson and all the worries about playing badly and winning and having been found out were forgotten. Forgotten not just by the supporters, pundits and nation at large but crucially by everyone employed by the football club as well.

Gareth Southgate really didn't help the Manager of the Month curse by recalling (but not using!) his boy wonder and our season fell away, although it took a bloody long time courtesy of every other club in the division trying to match us for inconsistency.

Aidy kept up the mantra of 'it'll be alright on the night' which kind of harked back to the cringe making 'one of these days we'll turn someone over big style' sentiments from the Premiership.

To be fair to him we did eventually turn Portsmouth over in the Prem, but it was a bit late by then.

And to be fair again, once automatic promotion had eluded us, we did eventually secure the playoff place needed to keep us in the hunt courtesy of a pathetic display at Blackpool. One which only improved when we were down to 10 men.

But therein seems to lie the possible solution.

For the last 30 minutes against the 'Pool we were okay. Once we stopped lumping it up to Hendo and started trying to play football we looked quite good.

Then against Hull without the suspended Hendo we played some really nice football. Granted we gave away two stupid goals but Ellington, Jobes and even Priskin-tubing looked good, whilst Ainsworth showed that he has the potential to be lots of fun.

And on Wednesday night was there a neater move all season than the nice one-two play between Big D and the Duke which led to our goal. We can play this nice style of football and still have Doris up front! Okay it all went wrong but finally Aidy seemed to have sussed that lumping it doesn't suit us, is easily defended against and is very very obvious.

So all the predictably optimistic talk on the official site is now of a new beginning and a new way of playing. Given the evidence of the last 210 minutes of the season it's not a brand new way we're after but just more of the same. I never thought I'd say this given how totally miserable the majority of the season has seemed but we really didn't need the season to end when it did. We'd just found that new way of playing and Hull only dealt with it because we gifted them ridiculous goals.

Next season could be all the OS promises and more, but that is very much reliant on Aidy having a good pre-season in the transfer market first.

Monday, April 28, 2008

Show Your Colours

Re: Rookery Blog- No Time for Sulking

Maybe this blog doesn't necessarily reflect the views of the club but its certainly on message.

We've had 'Who are we-Watford' and 'Show Your Colours' said to us by Aidy, Richard Short et al, ad infinitum recently as if we've not been doing our bit.

Thankfully with Aidy's round of applause and comments at the end of Saturday's game he acknowledged that, yes, we've done our bit. The players haven't done theirs.

So surely for Blackpool its time for the 'Show Your Colours' nonsense to stop being aimed at the fans and aimed at the players.

We always show ours. But the same can't be said of the team.

Their performance on Sunday will ultimately decided how season 07/08 is remembered. We will remember a team who finally turned up when it really mattered, or a team who really couldn't lift themselves despite the efforts of Aidy and the fans.

Its up to them.

I'll be at Bloomfield Road, I hope the right team will show up too.